April 2009
8 posts
Minneapolis Best Villain: Michelle Bachmann →
The only TV chef that influenced me.
chriseats:
Adam from Northern Exposure. I remember seeing him show up in random episodes when I would watch the show as a kid. From when Joel Fleishman gets stuck and finds a garlic press in the middle of nowhere, to the evolving relationship between Adam and Eve (his wife), I knew that this guy was something special. Here’s why:
-Even though he was in the backwoods of Alaska, he never let...
March 2009
24 posts
The Perfect Tumblr →
The Casein Against Veganism →
My milkshake creamed my new jeans at Neal’s Yard.
karion:
Well, shit. I cannot believe I fucked...
me:you :: rubber:glue
dorothymantooth:
fiveinchtaint:
In your face, Katy Perry. Now stop singing about me.
I still contend that this song makes you horny. PROVE ME WRONG!
me:you :: rad:poo
me:you :: rubber:glue
In your face, Katy Perry. Now stop singing about me.
JINX
multiphasic:
moffs:
fiveinchtaint:
Frank would appreciate this. And so would I.
Taint owes Multiphasic a Coke. Or the other way around.
Taint can have it so long as I get dibs on the next Kevin Bass reference.
Nice! Although I’d prefer a (Kille)brew. Zing!groan:(
New meme
moffs:
Instead of “Voilà!” I would like everyone to start introducing astounding developments with “Viola!”
Frank would appreciate this. And so would I.
Possum Kingdom (or, United Havers-of-Bigger-Things...
Dear Future President Norris,
I assume you’re as big a fan of the Toadies as I am. Aren’t they the best? Anyway, please consider the following for your administration, should you have one (you shouldn’t):
VP: Luke Wislon can hit the ground running. (Todd Palin would be a total burn though, wouldn’t it? Too bad he’s not a citizen.)
Defense: Dabney Coleman. Duh. If...
Mink-Covered iPod Helmet
dorothymantooth:
fiveinchtaint:
This is a necessary and important safety device/accessory. I have no problem with this.
(via Luxist)
Synchronicity!
Ha! I think that blog can simply forward readers to Luxist and/or Robb Report.
Mink-Covered iPod Helmet
This is a necessary and important safety device/accessory. I have no problem with this.
(via Luxist)
So Bad it (William) Hurt
dorothymantooth:
fiveinchtaint:
I read that book! I read all of Koontz’s stuff in middle school, so I’m surprised I haven’t seen this yet. I’ll have to Netflix that for the next time I can’t sleep.
Did the protagonist play Scrabble™ WITH THE DOG in the book, too?
Perhaps. In another book a dude literally grows into his computer, so that isn’t too far out there. For some reason your...
So Bad it (William) Hurt
dorothymantooth:
fiveinchtaint:
A bit of insomnia kept me up well into this morning, but it wasn’t a total waste - I saw the most awesomely bad movie in recent memory: The 4th Floor.
Poor Taint. Wasting your time with “established,” “serious” actors like William Hurt and The Scientologist when you could have been watching 1988 Corey Haim vehicle Watchers:
I read that book! I read all of...
So Bad it (William) Hurt
A bit of insomnia kept me up well into this morning, but it wasn’t a total waste - I saw the most awesomely bad movie in recent memory: The 4th Floor. Although this thing came out 10 years ago, I’m not surprised I’ve never heard of it. I’m going to assume nobody will be upset by my synopsis, which is a full spoiler:
Juliette Lewis has a crazy neighbor who torments her but...
Please hold the mayo
I think Wendy’s would have been a more practical source of inspiration.
You know you want to live with me! →
katiebakes:
Above is a link to a Craigslist ad for a room in my apartment. Please send along to whomever! My roommate is moving out around May 1 and I’m looking for someone to take the room. The building and the location rocks and I am really nice and fun and I almost always have a bottle of gin and a tub of passionfruit sorbet in the freezer which are available for anyone’s consumption no...
dorothymantooth:
moffs:
HOLY SHIT WE HAVE A GARBAGE DISPOSAL
Just don’t stick your hand in there, dude. I saw that in a movie once.
It’s also a magnet for wedding rings and infidelity.
I made bacon cheeseburgers for dinner
dorothymantooth:
I win at life.
Normally that would sound good, but I ate something called the “Bludgeon of Beef” tonight. Well, I attempted it, but I lost horribly. It’s a double bone-in ribeye. I have enough left over to make marinara for my entire LDS congretation! (Big Love just started.)
"It's My Pierogi. Give!"
Sung to the tune of Bobby Brown’s My Prerogative, this is the “Leggo my Eggo” of the Slavic people. Fact.
(inspired by Anoop)
Parmeyawn
DorothyMantooth asks:
“I know it’s called ‘Chicken Parmesan’, but my recipe uses mozzarella cheese instead of parmesan. What gives?”
Please stop boring me. This is a common and barely forgivable confusion of Italian cuisine generally found on menus of suburban strip mall eateries and apparently within cultures of former Soviet States. The dish is actually termed...
F You, Navel Orange
That’s right. You think your cute little name makes you precious, but in fact you are an annoying piece of fruit. The navel, while necessary and often times attractive on a lady, is ugly on you and problematic for me. Am I to eat the mini mutant wedges clinging to your vile navel, or do I discard and feel guilt for those wanting of nourishment? I seek a wholesome snack and you present a...