F You, Navel Orange
That’s right. You think your cute little name makes you precious, but in fact you are an annoying piece of fruit. The navel, while necessary and often times attractive on a lady, is ugly on you and problematic for me. Am I to eat the mini mutant wedges clinging to your vile navel, or do I discard and feel guilt for those wanting of nourishment? I seek a wholesome snack and you present a dilemma. Bad orange!
